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Gardens and Haint Blues

Yesterday, as I began to prepare for our neighborhood Friendsgiving, I had an unexpected visitor. Unexpected as he has been gone from his painful earthly vessel for nearly a year. But, given his particular ways, I should have expected his appearance in my kitchen.

A true Southern Gentleman – as he referred to his status of appreciating the finer gentlemen of his world – my friend loved to invade my kitchen. I suppose it was payback from my time invading his mama’s kitchen and that of his home smack-dab in the middle of our hometown. He came when my babies were born and invaded my kitchen. He came when I had surgery and invaded my kitchen. When he found himself in a tiny apartment without a proper kitchen, he came and invaded my kitchen. He was a talented cook and baker. He was also a hot mess!

Back to Friendsgiving. I wanted to bring a “raw apple cake” to honor my grandmother and great grandmother. Back in the days of the depression, apples were plentiful in Southern Indiana, as was a bit of fat, lard, oil – whatever you call it. Those ingredients, a measure or two of flour and a minimal measure of sugar put you in business. Raw apple cake at Thanksgiving was a staple.

I began to sense his presence in my kitchen the very second my hand wrapped around the White Lily Flour bag. I could hear him. I answered. The conversation went like this:

“Hey Poodle.”

“Oh! You gave me a start.”

“So sorry Poodle, I missed you.”

“Well, I miss you too.”

“I know.”

“Well, aren’t we full of ourselves?”

“Just because I landed myself on a purty cloud doesn’t mean I have changed one little iota.”

“I know”

(hearty laughter)

“Now, Sweetmeat, are you using the White Lily?”

“Of course.”

“And the sugar?”

“Not Domino.”

“I expect that will be ok.”

“I also bought the Publix brand cinnamon.”

“I found Publix to have decent spices.”

“All right then, here I go.”

“Is that the way they did it in Terre Haute?” (Private joke spanning 4 decades).

“Yes, of course!” (more laughter)

“Now, are you going to cut them apples in thin slices or thick?”

“You know as well as I do that you cut them in thick slices or they will dry out.”

“Just making sure Poodle – hey, are those flowers still coming from your garden?”

(Beams a prideful smile) “I planted them with the lilys you left for me.”

“I enjoyed them this summer when I stopped by.”

“I figured someone had pulled the dead-heads off.”

“Naw, that was some jewel I met in your garden named Kenni.”

“You’ve met Kenni?”

“She’s a peach – told me all about how she was from Southern Indiana too – loves to hang out in your garden.”

“I miss her too.”

“I’ll let her know.”

“Thank you. You are going, aren’t you?”

“Yes, the cake will come out like a pudding that way you know.”

“I know.”

“Just don’t get any crazy ideas of paintin’ anythin’ Haint Blue, and I’ll be back at Christmas to see the kids and your sweet mama and daddy.”

“I look forward to it.”

“You better try to bake the mince. Your daddy loves it so, and I owed him one.”

“I know – and yes, I will get the None Such for sure.”

“I know – Kisses Poodle.”

What? Little ‘ole me?

An interview

The interviewer gets…interviewed

1991 – that is the year I began writing for publication. I won’t say “professionally” since my skills needed a great deal of help back then, but I did put out my shingle as a writer about then.

My mother, whom the grandkids call Ditdo, would argue. She says I wrote my first “good” story in Kindergarten, but was telling a good story long about the time I was not quite two when my baby brother, Steve, came into the world and I had my first captive audience. Sorry Baby Brother.

For what it is worth, my good friend and publisher, Ryan Sauers of Our Town Gwinnett-End Resultz Media decided that I should be interviewed by one of my fellow writers. We all had been taking turns at Our Town for a few months by interviewing one another and I was among the lone hold-outs. I finally caved.

So, here exists an article, not by me, but about me. The first since 1991 (or 1971 by Ditdo’s account). I think that is a pretty good game of Dodge on my part. Eventually, someone lands a blow and you are “out”! Thanks Ryan, for a lot of things. But mostly, for giving me a platform, hearing my voice, and letting me run. You are one of the good ones. -B

Country boys and girls can survive

#SistersRestaurant #Loganville
In a time of inflation – country boys and girls can survive

Beth Volpert Johansen

Sunday mornings are sacred in a number of ways. Some go to church, some don’t. However bread is broken, it is still sacred. I know this because my dear friend and minister, Dana Worsham says so. Consecrated or not, the breaking of bread with others is a communion. 

Nearly every Sunday morning, if the weather is good, I situate myself behind my husband on the back of our Harley-Davidson Road King. The early morning light filtering through the leaves and pine needles warms my upturned face as I ride- arms wide. It is a freedom. 

Our destination is always the dining room at Sisters Restaurant – just south of Loganville, GA. The place is attached to the back of Jerry’s Corner Store and gas and looks a bit like a cabin. Furnishings are NASCAR, Harley-Davidson, and the Natty Champion University of GA BullDAWGS

When we roll up, we put the kickstand and helmets down next to the other bikes in between the trucks, coupes, and minivans. Sister’s is a place for everyone. 

There are a number of characters who frequent the dining room. One fella who wears a well-worn “gentleman’s hat” keeps a pocket-full of quarters just for the children so they can get a gumball on the way out. He’s got a big mustache and looks a bit like a Mario Brother. A group of prayerful fellows meets at another table and break bread together as they discuss how to best serve their eclectic congregation. Mama’s and Daddy’s bust through the door chasing toddlers and gratefully place the baby in the outstretched arms of a waiting Granny. It’s beautiful. 

Any given Sunday brings the hum of conversation and the scrape of forks scooping up hashbrowns, eggs, country-fried steak, and pancakes. All this is punctuated by the “Sisters” calling out orders, asking about more coffee, and countless comments that start with things like: “Yes, hon, I’ll get that – Hey, can you? – Yes, lemme put this down and I’ll get ‘em – I got that highchair…” The dining room buzzes like a well-choreographed stage production and we have never seen a grumpy patron. 

It was this past Sunday, as the North shared some of it’s bitter cold with her Southern Sisters that traded our motorcycle for a warm and enclosed Highlander. We slid into a space just in time to get a table before the second rush. We like this time because it straddles the early folks’ departure and the later crew’s arrival and is a smidge less-crowded. Plus, we get to see regulars from both waves for a bit of communion. 

Just after we sat down (“Y’all sit down wherever hon”), a group of five, all dressed in hunting camo, came in and sat down. The two women of the group were naturally beautiful. One of the gals had decided to leave her camo paint on her face. While it was the paint that first grabbed my attention, it was the smiles on both gals faces that kept it. These gals were genuinely happy sitting at a too-small booth with three burly beards. The whole group recounted their morning hunting describing the woods, the cold, and the kickback of the gun when fired. As the paint-faced gal recounted, with an imaginary gun, how she had pulled the trigger, I thought about how their words spoke of freedom. 

There was no doubt in my mind that this crew could survive. But what began to filter through my head was the sound of Hank Jr. singing. Only this time, in my mind, I replaced “Country Boys” with “Country Girls”. It was those women, a generation way younger than me, that gave me hope for what is often portrayed by my brothers and sisters in the media as a hopeless state-of-the-world. 

Further, I recalled my grandmother and mother teaching me to make just about anything with flour, an egg, water, and fat. Biscuits, noodles, dumplings, bread…Stuff of survival during uncertain and inflationary times. And I thought about those young ladies who probably knew how to do that too. But what made them special was that, unlike me, they could shoot, skin, process, and cook a delicious cut of meat to go with it. All while avoiding the grocery store. 

It made me realize, while I don’t possess the skills to put actual meat on my table, I do have the skills to tell their story. So, I slid by their table on my way out (having fully written the blog in my head 5 times over) and asked them if I could take a picture. I told them I was a writer and that they had inspired a blog. I think they were surprised, but agreed, so I snapped a quick shot before they could change their minds, waved to all the “Sisters”, and headed out the door to catch up with my husband – full of food and the joy of communion with our fellow humans and a reasonable hope for the future.

Times for Ice Cream

 

more-demand-for-ice-cream-with-functional-use-natural-ingredients_strict_xxlCornrows accented with bright beads crowned the tiny ten-year-old’s head which bobbed up and down to the beat of the multiplication table rap being fed into her brain via earphones that seemed to be swallowing her entire noggin’. Alexa smiled and sang sweetly under her breath along with the well-worn cd. Three times four is twelve, three times five is fifteen… Alexa listened to the cd each time she earned classroom reward time. She bypassed the computer, puzzles, library, snacks, Legos, and crafts in order to work her tables. She was often still listening to her tables when her grandfather would come to pick her up after school.

Each night, after supper dishes were cleared and homework was done, Alexa would stand before her grandfather and recite her tables. Multiplication, like all things having to do with numbers, baffled her. She could “see” the order and usefulness every time she solved problems with her “cheat sheet”, but that was…well…cheating- despite the fact that her teacher had made sure her right to use such a device was protected in her Individual Education Plan.

Her nightly performance was rewarded with hugs and ice cream before bedtime. Grandfather understood her like nobody else. People whispered about how “slow” she was and “wasn’t it a pity?” Grandfather never allowed such talk when he was around, but people at church often looked at Alexa with sad eyes and clucked about what would become of “such a child” without her grandfather.

Alexa worked all year long to memorize her tables. She sang them, recited them, and prayed about them. Grandfather stocked the freezer with a variety of ice cream and listened with patience each night as Alexa stumbled over her tables, missing this one or that, rarely the same one each time. Grandfather would hug her, fix her ice cream, wait for her to brush her pearly whites, hear her prayers, and tuck the tiny girl in.

One night, in early spring, Alexa took up her place before Grandfather’s chair and smiled a giant smile. She made a huge to-do that included a curtsy and a bit of tap-dancing with a twirl of her skirt and the rattle of her hair beads. Grandfather took it all in and waited for her to begin. The sprite began at the beginning: 1×1, 1×2, 1×3… slowly and deliberately, Alexa’s voice rose with each new set. Excitement filled the air, Alexa’s feet kept time with the rap that resounded constantly in her head. …12×8, 12×9, 12×10, 12×11, 12×12… She had DONE it! She had memorized and recited the entire 1-12’s multiplication table!

As she looked at Grandfather, her face froze in horror. The years of work, all through the 3rd, 4th, and 5th grades had come to an end. Suddenly, the nightly ritual was gone-just like THAT! GONE. Alexa crumpled to the floor and sobbed. Grandfather reached down, pulled the tiny child onto his lap and stroked her beaded braids. He whispered soothing little words until Alexa stopped crying.

When she had dried her tears and straightened her special twirly-whirley dress, Grandfather stood, took her tiny hand in his and walked towards the door. Alexa looked up at him with questioning eyes. Grandfather smiled and said,  “Let’s go to the Dairy Queen.”

 

Beth is a freelance writer from Grayson, GA. Her work has appeared extensively in The Gwinnett Citizen and several ghost-written local publications as well as on her blog. She is currently a video editor and content writer for NightGlass Media Group.  A Little at a Time first appeared on the Flash Fiction site, The Five Hundred and was published in the anthology, We Wrote a Book (2016).

A Little at a Time…St. Gemma’s Watch

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St. Gemma Patron Saint of Headaches

It almost always came in the early morning, just when the skies began to awaken. The clouds that had made their way east through the night formed engorged and threatening gray blobs in the sky. Behind them would be the glistening wet streets and refreshed flora. Sometimes though, there would be destruction. Some of it collateral; some would remain unseen and misunderstood.

There was hardly anything visible to announce the arrival of a change, but the boy knew. He knew it as sure as there were toes on the ends of his feet below the covers. Just because he couldn’t see them in the dark and under cover didn’t mean they were not there. They were there, and he was also sure it would storm soon. He hoped and prayed it would. Without the wind and the rain, the barometric pressure would continue to drop while the pulsing, throbbing pressure in his head would increase.

He whispered a silent prayer to St. Gemma who had suffered so much more than he. Sometimes it helped to hold a little conversation with the Patron Saint. If anyone knew he conversed with the saints in the darkness before the storms, they might send him back to the psychiatrist. He concentrated, closed his eyes again and focused on relaxing. He waited in the dark for the storms to pass.

Teetering on the edge of darkness was the feeling that this one could go either way. He had stopped guessing and refused to budge until there was some indication that he would be safe in opening his eyes to the morning. Morning would come with demands to “get ready” regardless of how he felt. School was there to be reckoned with and the teachers had their expectations. Never mind the fact that, on such a morning, it took Herculean efforts to open his eyes more than just a slit.

He knew himself to be stronger than most. Sure, there were athletes with more brute strength, academics with more intelligence, and artists with far more discipline than he could muster, but endurance was something he knew of. It took a mighty dose of endurance to weather these storms. Finding the breakpoint, catching the wave out of pain, this was his specialty. To find the crack in the wall that would allow him to slip through was an art form unto itself. Allowing himself to relax and succumb to the powers that were far stronger than he allowed him moments of release. Each moment, mentally tallied on one side of the pain scale or the other told him whether or not it would be safe to take a peek.

The roaring of the storm began to give way to the gentler dripping sounds of raindrops on roses so he smiled a bit at the insistence of the kitten attached to the whiskers intently nosing her way past his tightly drawn covers. It was an indication that morning had broken…if he was brave enough to embrace it. Slowly, tentatively, he loosened his fingers from the cover’s edge, the light began to seep past his cozy armaments. Today, the storm would not take him prisoner; he was free to let the light in.

 

Beth is a freelance writer from Grayson, GA. Her work has appeared extensively in The Gwinnett Citizen and several ghost-written local publications as well as on her blog. She is currently a video editor and content writer for NightGlass Media Group.  A Little at a Time first appeared on the Flash Fiction site, The Five Hundred and was published in the anthology, We Wrote a Book (2016).

A Different Drummer

NG-dummersThe work we do at NightGlass differs in creativity from many other videographers…Now We Know Why! 
Turns out, it’s the MUSIC! The NightGlass creative team are all musicians!
A recently released scientific study by Vanderbilt University psychologists helps prove how being a musician makes a difference in creative professions. In the study, researchers found that professionally trained musicians more effectively use a creative technique called divergent thinking. Musicians are also found to use both the left and the right sides of their frontal cortex more heavily than the average person. The study goes on to also state, “The researchers also found that, overall, the musicians had higher IQ scores than the non-musicians.”


Well…the jury is still out on the IQ thing, but we know this for sure, a great story or message has a beat, a rhythm, and a tempo. As a creative team with music in our veins, we’ve got that covered. But please….no long division problems.
Read the entire article at: http://bit.ly/25KWAmv

GHS Rams: Commitment

So, here’s the thing…

Last week, Grayson High School finalized a very ambitious football schedule and social media blew up!

Amidst plenty of excitement over many of the players fielding offers from some very prestigious schools, there was some underlying concern that the team might be under more stress than anticipated. The questions about how to take on the schedule and find success were enough to garner some very tough stances from coaching, players, families, and the community. The resulting consensus indicated this community never backs down.

Coach Mickey Conn’s biggest fan summed it up very nicely by reminding the community of how long and hard the GHS Ram Football Team has worked their plan. Some of the kids in this class have worked it since they were 2 or 3 “throwing a football” behind the rec league stands. Make no mistake friends, Charlie Conn (Mickey’s dad) is right when he preaches, “Mickey has always been ready for any challenge that football has to offer!”

In case anyone needs a further reminder, the following article written for The Grayson Gazette in its founding year establishes that Coach Mickey Conn has never wavered from his plans or intentions for Grayson High School football.

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Beth Volpert Johansen
Freelance Writer

No-Snowpacalypse 2015…all my fault

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Sledding Georgia Style

As the dire warnings of Snowpacalypse 2015 loomed large on every Atlanta television, Twitter Feed, Facebook Page, and radio station, I hightailed it in my mommy-van to a little-known sled broker in Loganville, Georgia to secure sleds for what was anticipated to be the neighborhood event of the season. Before I left, I texted my sophomore son and told him where I was headed and explained the purpose. “Going to Boss Brothers Country Store to get sleds.” His reply, “Don’t, you will make it not snow.”

Sometimes, you should really listen to your kids. When it comes to superstition, Drew has the corner on the market. I should have heeded his warning…it didn’t snow.

I am not really fully to blame. Our neighbors sent out an early message declaring chicken and dumplings in the crock pot at their house. We would wait for the snow together. I made chili. Other neighbors came by and brought a host of tasty delights. It began to rain. It rained and rained and rained.

By 11pm we had to face the ugly reality that there would indeed be school the next day. Teachers didn’t have plans, kids certainly had not done homework, and everyone was up entirely too late. But it was fun. It would have to suffice as the neighborhood event of the season as there would be no snow. And it was my fault.

Video of the kids “sledding”: 

The Hero with a peppermint ministry…

He flew helicopter rescue missions in Viet Nam…more than once. It was his duty. He loved his family. Loving them was beyond his duty, it was his joy. He was faithful to God and His Beloved Son. There was no question. He believed in prayer. He loved children. He loved people. And peppermints.

He always wanted to be a teacher, so, when he had the chance, he signed up to be a substitute and had a huge influence on hundreds of children each day for nearly a decade. He mostly stayed within the Pharr Elementary building in Snellville, GA because they kept him busy. On the rare day that he wasn’t called in, he would sit with the kids, eat lunch with a lonesome friend, or read with any number of students. Even the older crowd who didn’t “need” help still cherished reading with Mr. Weeks.

He handed out peppermints and soothed little souls with a smile or a hug. He was always joyful. He was heard to say, “This beats all, I served in Viet Nam, but you teachers, you are the ones in the trenches every day.”

He prayed. He kept the names of those who needed a prayer written down and he would make a daily trek to his church and pray for them in silent contemplation. He also made a daily trip to Kroger in his Cruiser to see what the manager had on “special” that day. That, and to get a lottery ticket. He won little victories here and there. Kept him in peppermint money.

He served his church through the children’s ministry and more. He would do anything asked of him if he was able. He loved children. And they loved him. They would do anything for him and as he grew weaker with cancer, they did do things for him. Mostly, they prayed, which was the best gift he could ever receive. His bedside was filled with loving notes and prayers from his young friends.

He loved his family and was proud of each child and grandchild. He loved his wife whom he had just lost a few months prior. He missed her. He fought cancer with the tenacity of a soldier until his wife was seen properly to her eternal rest so that he could join her when he was finished with the battle.

He walked the walk each day. His kind words, smiles and genuine love for his community was the stuff of everyday heroes. It was as much a part of who he was as the Viet Nam Veteran hat that he wore each day. He never forgot those boys either.

Children grew as excited as Christmas each year as they prepared for the annual Veteran’s Day Program at Pharr ES. They sang for parents, grandparents and other family members who had served, but they sang loudest and proudest for Mr. Weeks.

Our Grayson, GA community is saddened and mourns their fallen hero, Richard Weeks. Cancer took him away in body, but his spirit lives on in each one of the people whose lives he touched so completely.

He remained a teacher to the very last. His lessons came in the tender mercies that he so subtly gifted along with those puffy, red-and-white-striped peppermints… Perhaps he was just covering all bases…providing a refreshing boost for both spirit and body. That would be his way.

Handing over the wheel…

Drew and his friend Madison celebrate their Learner's Permits in January of 2014.

Drew and his friend Madison celebrate getting their Learner’s Permits.

From The Bleachers…Handing over the wheel
Beth Volpert

This month, my view from the bleachers has been concentrated on the last few weeks of driver training for my 15 year old son. While it sounds a little bit scary, the whole experience didn’t turn out to be as bad as I thought it might have been.

When my son was little, he would admonish anyone else who dared drive my “mommy van” by saying, “NO! Mommy drive the wheel.” These days, mommy doesn’t drive the wheel very often.

We started out last January with his learner’s permit. No big deal. Just a test, a photo and you are off. Well, that and the paperwork proving he is who he is. With permit safely tucked into his wallet, he slipped into the driver’s seat and commenced to steer his way around the parking lot for a while before we moved on to the fairly vacant streets of a new homes subdivision. A few herky-jerky stops and starts gave way to relatively smooth sailing.

Fast forward a year…my son has driven the route to and from our high school so many times that I am sure it seems like old hat, but he always remembers to turn to me and say, “I’m not complacent, anything can happen.” That makes a mom feel a little better. That, and my dad has been the same patient teacher he was when I was learning to drive. That makes me feel better too.

Drew's early driving...

Drew’s early driving…

In the past year, our learner has taken on Monteagle in Tennessee, the awkward, partially paved I-75 stretch from Gainesville to Tampa in the pouring rain, and Snellville. Snellville has been the worst. Anyone who can navigate the narrow roads and insane pace there can drive just about anywhere. He prefers Florida-flat, wide-open and sunny. The sunny part is just a bonus.

Now that his birthday has arrived, we move forward into a whole new realm. One in which my seat in the bleachers-or, in this case, in the passenger seat-is coming to an end. The days of digging my nails into the seat cushion and biting my tongue are giving way to stepping lightly around my house looking for things to do in order to assuage my nervous energies until the boy turns safely into the drive. It is a right of passage and one that I believe is best begun early so that he gets as much drive time in familiar places as possible before I blink again and he is off to college or camp or on tour opening for RUSH. I guess if he is on tour, he won’t be driving…maybe mama will get her CDL… just in case she needs to “drive the wheel” again.